I’m about to send a tweet on my @JessicasAria Twitter account when I notice I’ve got 14 followers.
Hmm. I wonder who is following me?
What?? Angelina Jolie Is my follower!!
Whoa! My blog must be super awesome! Maybe I am a really good writer! I should get back working on my novel! I’m going to get published! I wonder if she’ll invite me to Hollywood! I need to call my sister! I need to write a blog post! I have to tell someone about this!!!
Wait a second…
Maybe I should look again.
I go back and look closer:
Angelina Jolie is not one of my 14 followers.
Finally remembered what I’d been doing on Twitter in the first place.